Monday, February 12, 2007

Talking urinal cakes offer drinking and driving advice!

I wonder if it will be in spanish as well, "No cerveza para tu en el carro amigo! LMAO! What, when it senses urine it starts to preach to you! this is nutty as hell! What are we to take our urinal cakes seriously?, did you heed the urinal cakes advice today? Could I sue a bar if I did not recieve advice from the urinal cake? I can see it now, some sobbing mother in the inner city complaining that her son's life would of been spared if only the run down tavern he got bombed at had talking urinal cakes! hey will the urinal cake be in a sexy womens voice? how about with a hot french accent! will it have sponsors like, "this message brought to you by mellow yellow" ha! ha!
On Sundays will it switch to a southern preachers voice telling you that your going to burn in hell forever, repent you filthy sinner, don't drink and drive? lol
http://www.koat.com/news/10980789/detail.html

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

a hidden mike piped into the bar would be funny to listen to people talking back the "cake".LMAO.Yup, society is going down the "tubes".LMAO....again.

Anonymous said...

If you see a person staggering is he doing a "cakewalk"?

Citizen said...

What will they do to the womens toilets?, no urinals, how about a floating tidyboat man that gives advice when it hears the first loaf drop? Don't drink and drive, brought to you by tampax tampons!..he he, no peace, not even to take a damn leak. Hey for the inner city urinals, "Hey Muderfudder, don't bea swillin no juice befo you hop on yor sled or I be poppin a cap in yo hed!"...this message brought to you by popeye's chicken.

Anonymous said...

People be going to the psyciatrist with T T S. "talking toilet syndrome". People be swelling up like toads cause they're afraid to pee. Make the voices go away doc!
LMAO.

Anonymous said...

tidybowl man.lmao. Nice touch Citizen.

Citizen said...

LMAO! YEAH the average person is already mentally unbalanced, start putting uppity condescending pillar of society urinal cakes and preaching tidy bowl men in the pissers and society will lose it even more.

Anonymous said...

Will the urinal cakes come in designer colors? How about aromatherapy? The article says this was funded by the state. Its good to see our tax dollars at work.